January 2007


Looks luscious, doesn’t it?

A few weeks ago, a friend sent me an email with a link to a cool site called PixelGirl Shop, one of those online retailers that represents a variety of artisans. Specifically, she pointed me to the chocolate bracelet from Amyville. And she was right on the money when she predicted that I’d have to have it. It arrived last Thursday.

I felt a wee bit guilty, though, which is silly, given that these chocolates are completely guilt free (and inedible, but that’s besides the point).

See, I’ve been a diehard supporter of Leslie over at Pancake Meow. I have one of her cupcake pendants and it always gets a great response. Problem is, Pancake Meow has gotten so much press lately, and so many huge orders from stores like Target, that most items on the website are out of stock.

She’s got cinnamon-scented cinnamon rolls available right now, though, so if you’d love a little tiny wearable version of this tasty treat, go check it out.

I’m hoping she does some more pumpkin pie slices soon, but in the meantime, I’ll settle for a selection of chocolates from her competition around my wrist.

This might actually be cheating, I’m not sure, but the goal with “Treat of the Week” was to bake something different every week for a year. So while I’m recycling the recipe (with a few variations) from a post back in June ‘06, please accept my apologies if you’ve made the sexy version of my lemon bars already.

While the photo above is of the much-admired sexy lemon bars, flavoured with panty-peeler cardamom, the lemon bars that I made yesterday were really more… cute.

Last week, I found Meyer lemons at WholeFoods. We don’t get Meyer lemons up here in the Great White North all that often, in fact, I’d never had one before, and I used to live in an apartment atop a huge produce market - I’d never seen one in Kensington, so I assumed they were just a figment of people’s imaginations.

They were a delightful orange colour, so I bought two and brought them home. Lots of other people online were also gushing about Meyer lemons and how wonderful they were, so I figured I’d offer this pair my highest honour - to be part of the sexy lemon bars.

What I didn’t realize about Meyer lemons is that when people say they’re sweet, they mean these lemons are really and truly sweet, as in, sweeter than oranges. In my opinion, they’re actually too sweet in this recipe, which had an awful lot of sugar to begin with. The thing that made the sexy lemon bars sexy (like Antonio Banderas) was the tang of the lemon against the sweetness of the sugar and the wink of spice from the cardamom. These have no tang, and the cardamom would have been better replaced with ginger or maybe a bit of ground clove - something a bit more complimentary to the flavour. It didn’t help that I also added half a cup of ground almonds to the crust.

Don’t get me wrong, the cute lemons bars are good, but in a cute way. They are like Sandra Dee, whereas the regular sexy lemon bars are like Sophia Loren (who is, I absolutely must add, still amazingly gorgeous!). Both great as they are and in what they do, but not in any way interchangeable.

To make the cute lemon bars, follow the recipe in the linked post above, substituting Meyer lemons or oranges for the regular lemon ingredients, and reducing the flour in the base to 1-1/2 cups and adding 1/2 cup ground almonds to the dough to make up for the flour reduction.

About a year ago, I wrote a post bemoaning the transfats in shortening and a bunch of people suggested that I try a butter crust for making pies. I was generally pleased with a butter crust - it handles great and tastes delicious, but I was never totally happy with the fact that it seemed to get soggy. There’s just two people in our household and lest we make pigs of ourselves, we’re not really able to eat a whole pie between us (nor should we ever aspire to) before the crust got downright nasty.

Wednesday, Crisco announced that they have removed the transfats from ALL of their products. Not just that one, hard-to-find, green can of non-hydrogenated shortening, but the whole shebang.

Now that still doesn’t make Crisco a perfect product - as I’ve pointed out before, it’s made of t-shirts doused in pesticides. But butter has its failings as well, and while I’m not adverse to butter for specific, small-scale uses, I don’t always want the scary pile of cholesterol that a slice of butter-crust pie carries with it. (And yes, I’m a vegetarian, and yes, despite the fact that I’m a big gal, you’d kill your mother to have my cholesterol levels, but still - it all helps.)

So I think I might just have to switch back to shortening for my pie-making needs. With the health concerns pretty much evenly balanced now, it really does come down to taste and texture.

It might surprise some people to know that while I love chocolate in bar form, I’m not a huge fan of chocolate-flavoured things. Chocolate cake, chocolate ice cream, chocolate pudding… all leave me cold. I’ll eat ‘em if that’s all there is, but a big piece of chocolate cake is never going to be my first choice if there’s a spice cake, or lemon pie or coconut cream also on offer. (I’m the same way with cheese - the real stuff is fine, but cheese-flavoured stuff grosses me out. People who love those little cheese crackers are always happy to share a bag of Bits and Bites with me as I’ll happily trade all my cheese sticks for the cereal bits.)

So given that I don’t much care for chocolate cake, you’d probably also guess that I don’t like brownies. And you’d be both right and wrong. I don’t like most brownies, because they’re all dry and cakelike and stuffed with nuts (I like nuts, just not in my brownies), but I love, love, love these brownies because, as the name implies, they’re more like fudge than cake. (Strangely, I do like chocolate fudge - go figure.)

I pulled out my brownie recipe on the weekend and Greg mentioned something about seeing a recipe for stout brownies somewhere online. I was intrigued, but also sceptical. The key thing that differentiates brownies from cake is the lack of liquid. When you make a cake, you cream the butter, sugar and eggs and then add usually a dry mixture of flour, baking soda and/or powder, salt and any dry flavourings such as spices, interspersed with milk. Cake batter is very wet, whereas brownies get all of their liquid from the eggs and perhaps a dash of vanilla or other flavouring.

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I got an email the other day from a diet doctor in Ottawa. Now normally the words “diet” and “doctor” in the same sentence would have me grabbing the cookies and running for the hills, but Dr. Yoni Freedhoff has been keeping his own blog where he has been detailing his experience in dealing with Health Canada with regards to the upcoming revisions of the Canada Food Guide. If you’ll recall, I wrote a piece about the Food Guide a few months back - well, Dr. Freedhoff goes into far greater detail that I could ever hope to give, and his series on Canada’s Food Guide makes for some very interesting reading. There’s quite a bit of information to absorb, but whether you’re Canadian or not, it’s definitely worth a read.

Speaking of absorbing information, I continue to be astounded at how people only catch snippets of the news and base all of their theories, decisions and opinions on false information. I was in my local health food store earlier where I spent a good five minutes trying to convince the owner of the shop that it was California, not Florida, that had gotten blasted with freezing temperatures. She was taking about the oranges and how there would be no oranges available, and I mentioned strawberries as well. Nooo, she insisted, the strawberries were not affected, only the oranges in Florida were frozen. It took both myself and the cashier to convince her that it was actually the other coast that was experiencing the bad weather, everything in Florida is fine.

Those who have been following the news aren’t waiting for the price to go up. Oranges were selling for 49 cents a kilo at my local supermarket and people were buying them like, well, like they were the last ones on earth. This isn’t exactly true - most juice oranges come from Florida, and there is speculation that suppliers will source oranges and citrus fruit from Spain and Morocco, so we can probably expect only a moderate shift in packaged juice prices, but loose citrus will definitely become spendy for the next few months.

And all those scary photos that have been cropping up of oranges covered in ice? Done on purpose in an attempt to help protect the orange from freezing solid. Apparently it got too cold and didn’t work, but would have if the southern California temps had remained stable.

This post started out as your basic coffee comparison. I somehow ended up with three different types of green Ethiopian coffee beans and thought it would be really interesting to roast some of each and compare the three. In the process, though, I lost an old friend.

The little black Braun coffee grinder, aka “Grindy”, has been with us for over twelve years. With the exception of a couple of vacations where Greg and I went away together (circumstances and dogs tend to make this a rare event), and a brief period where I tried to pretend that I could live without the precious black elixxir, old Grindy served us daily, sometimes twice a day, turning shiny black coffee beans into a magical “just add water” kind of powder that we revered. He came into our lives at a time when even the idea of grinding coffee at home was unheard of. At dinner parties, I’d step into the kitchen and fire him up and guests would come running to see what the noise was.

We gummed up his blades with nasty flavoured coffees, dented his plastic exterior with many taps of a teaspoon to get all of the coffee out, sometimes went weeks without cleaning him properly. Yet he still soldiered on, grinding our morning brew like the trooper that he was.

For twelve long years, he held out and then finally Grindy could take no more. His blades spluttered, he groaned with effort. I performed some last-ditch EMS, cleaning out the area around the button in case he had just gotten clogged. He gave me good grind yesterday, but this morning, he could do no more than utter a tiny repeated “whrrr” noise before the life went out of him.

Whore that I am, I mourned him only briefly before pulling out his cousin, a curvy little white Procter-Silex job used exclusively for spices. She stank of cardamom and garam masala and even after a good wash, the smells of India still enveloped her. I used her anyway, desperate for my fix, and my cup of beautiful Yirgachaffe tasted only faintly like chai.

Armed with a gift card he sorely wanted to get rid of, Greg hit Canadian Tire at lunchtime to find us a new Grindy. His choices were a newer version of the trampy Procter-Silex machine (which I suspect is not nearly as sturdy as the Braun) or a couple of uber-expensive birr grinders complete with bean holder and specific cup measurements. And while the lure of a birr grinder is enticing (I’m not a real coffee connoisseur without one), all I really want is dear old Grindy back. Another one of those basic mid-range models that I can get at least a decade out of. A machine that will not only serve me well and do its job with little fuss, but will fit into the cupboard and not hog much-coveted counter space.

The autopsy showed nothing, at least not to me, given my utter lack of knowledge of electrical repairs. When I dropped one of the screws down the sink, I knew it was time to say goodbye.

Dear old Grindy, you will be missed. Thank you for your constant companionship these many many mornings. Thank you for your hard work and diligence in ensuring we obtained our daily caffeine fix. Thank you for the coffee, Grindy, thank you for the coffee.

The Battle of Ethiopia post has been postponed until a suitable replacement for Grindy has been found. I’m pretty sure Ethiopian Sidamo isn’t supposed to taste like coriander.

You would if you could smell this bread.

Since back in November when every single person on the intarwebs went crazy for the no-knead bread, I’ve been playing a little bit. Reducing quantities, changing flours, adjusting baking times, and most recently, tossing in some lovely dried olives and some olive oil to make what is probably one of the best olive breads I’ve ever eaten. And I loves me some olive bread. This is easily better than the $5-a-loaf stuff I get from WholeFoods.

It would appear that you really can’t screw up the recipe. Everything works, everything tastes great. I was a little worried about the crumb, I initially found it a bit too soft and spongy for my tastes, but adjustments aren’t making a difference in that area. It is what it is. And last week when Greg and I had a loaf of the beer sour dough bread at Beer Bistro, we realized that the crumb is very similar to mine. So now I’m ready to accept that the crumb is supposed to be moist, that bread really is supposed to be eaten the same day its made, and my preconceptions were obviously based on loaves of generic store-bought bread meant to last for days.

The beer bread put some other ideas in my head, though, and yes, I’ll be trying a beer version at some point soon. Also a cheese bread, and you know I’ve got to try a version of the chocolate chip boule from Ace Bakery.

The other thing I changed was that I’ve been greasing the pan. After the sticky mess of the first loaf, I wasn’t running the risk of wrecking my pan again. Just the tiniest brush of butter or olive oil saves a lot of frustration.

Speaking of pan wrecks, though, the truth is finally coming out and I’ve seen a few people admit to completely destroying their fancy expensive Le Creuset casserole pots trying to make this bread. The standard Le Creuset dish comes with a plastic handle, and the website brags that it will withstand temperatures up to 350′F. Too bad the bread needs to be at 450 - 500′F to cook properly. So much for the handles, which are turning into melted gloopy plastic blobs atop a $100 pan. Me and my $30 metal-handled knock-off can’t help but snicker just a wee bit.

This recipe comes from one of those Christmas Cookie magazines that hit the newstands around September every year. I stopped buying the things about eight years ago, once I realized it was really just the same recipes over and over with tiny little variations.

The original recipe says to make these really big, about 3 inches across, but I prefer them smaller, so I can eat more of them. The addition of the candied ginger is mine, an inspiration created by the super-spicy ginger cookies they sell at local gourmet food shop, Pusateri’s.

While spicy flavours are typically Christmas flavours, I don’t actually make these at Christmas. The spices are so strong that if you pack these in a tin with something more demure, such as shortbread, by the time it arrives at its destination, everything just tastes like ginger. Instead, I save the ginger cookies for the colder months where a cookie that warms you up is really a good and wonderful thing. These are great served with hot tea, and even better with a pint of a sweetish stout or porter.

Ginger Sparkle Cookies

2-1/4 cups all-purpose flour
2 tsp ground ginger
1 tsp baking soda
3/4 tsp ground cinnamon
1/2 tsp ground cloves
1/4 tsp salt
3/4 cup margarine
1 cup sugar
1 egg
1/4 cup molasses
3/4 cup candied ginger, finely chopped
sugar for rolling

Cream sugar and margarine together in a large bowl. Add egg and molasses and blend well. Mix flour, salt, baking soda and ground spices together, adding gradually to wet mixture until incorporated. Add candied ginger and stir to blend.

Shape into 1-1/2 inch balls and roll in granulated sugar, place about 2 inches apart on an ungreased cookie sheet. Bake at 350′F for about 10 minutes or until light brown and still puffed up. Let stand for 2 minutes and transfer to wire rack.

I first heard about Thomas F. Pawlick’s The End of Food, when my editor at Gremolata interviewed him last year. I had forgotten that interview when I finally got around to reading the book, and ended up not liking the book very much, mostly for reasons that had nothing to do with Pawlick’s message and more with his writing style. Having just re-read the interview again (in a weird twist of fate, Malcolm is running a “best of” issue this week), Pawlick’s message is more on point.

Offering a Canadian take on the current dire food production issues we’re facing in North America, Pawlick has a unique perspective in that he is both a scientist and a farmer and has worked with the United Nations Food and Agriculture Association. If anyone knows exactly where their food comes from, it’s him.

Starting with a tough rubbery tomato that Pawlick tosses at the fence in his yard only to have it bounce back like a tennis ball, he beings to research exactly why our food doesn’t seem like food anymore. The results are downright terrifying, particularly the statistics he gives indicating how nutritionally deficient our fruits and vegetables are compared to the same product grown twenty or fifty years ago. Modern agriculture is focussed on marketability, not taste or nutrition, and the process of growing just about any food is now highly mechanized and chemically-intensive.

Pawlick’s research shows how the nutritional value of produce has decreased while the levels of fat and sodium have gone up astronomically, making conventionally-grown produce potentially unhealthy. The bulk of the text explaining this process can verge on intimidating to the average reader, however, as Pawlick easily slips into “science guy” mode. This was one of my main complaints about the book, because while it’s meant for the layperson, the terms and chemical explanations can often be overwhelming.

The other aspect of the book that put me off slightly is Pawlick’s lack of recognition that he’s preaching to the converted. In the section where he offers solutions to the problem, he makes a couple of references to city-dwellers not knowing about either what the term “organic” means, or that there is an international seed crisis in regards to the large seed companies that sell to the home gardener; heritage seeds are passed over in favour of the same strains of plants that produce the tough, pest-resistant varieties favoured by industrial farming conglomerates, and entire strains of food plants are being lost. Now, perhaps the majority of people don’t know the answer to either of these questions, but most of the people who care about food production issues enough to read Pawlick’s book in the first place do. This makes his digs at city dwellers seem a bit condescending. Later he does the same thing:

Most city dwellers are unaware that, of the thousands of breeds of cows, pigs, chickens and turkeys that once populated farmsteads around the world, only a pathetic few are still sold commercially by large-scale producers.

Um, yeah, see, I knew that. And I bet a lot of other people who read Pawlick’s book do too. It’s a good point to make, because yes, probably many people who are not aware of food production concerns do not know about the “loss of breeds” issue, but there must be a way to word it that doesn’t make the author look like one of those crazed “back to the land” guys who hate everything to do with urbanity.

Pawlick’s suggestions for what we can all do to stop this growing travesty are pretty predictable as well. Grow a garden in your yard with heritage or saved seeds, frequent farmer’s markets, CSAs and/or buy organic produce. Unfortunately, although the book is written with a Canadian perspective, using Canadian statistics, Pawlick doesn’t employ any kind of essential Canadian practicality. As in, how do we grow gardens or buy from farmer’s markets in the middle of January when there is no local produce, organic or otherwise? With the exception of a few things that do well in hothouses, or that store well from the fall harvest, all of the produce available in Canada in the winter months is generally shipped in from California or Florida. Have you ever been to a farmer’s market in January? There’s some bread, maybe some cheese and meat, and a lot of empty tables. Unless you count the “farmers” who head down to the food terminal and act as re-sellers of imported produce themselves.

In summer months, absolutely, buy as much as you can from markets and CSAs or grow your own if you are able, and if you’ve got the space, make preserves or freeze stuff at its peak of freshness. But putting the onus on the end consumer to ensure a safe, healthy and tasty food supply is like so many other food production issues, from additives to packaging, where the individual ends up taking responsibility because the manufacturer refuses to create a quality product that respects the environment, the customer and the food itself.

The End of Food does a great job at outlining the details of the current crisis, but as long as the majority of the population buys their food at supermarkets, individuals with a pot of tomatoes on the patio are not going to solve the problem.

Keep your hubby happy,
Keep your happy hubby,
When he’s a little chubby,
He’s a happy pappy! - The Flintstones

Greg never asks very much of me. He’s a great guy and my very best friend in the whole world, so when I asked him if he wanted a cake for his birthday this week, I couldn’t turn him down when he asked for a pan of mint Nanaimo bars instead. That’s not to say I didn’t want to. Nanaimo bars are probably my least favourite treat to eat, and especially to make. If given an option, such as at a party or gathering where there is a great selection, I will bypass the Nanaimo bars every time. I’ll take one and eat it if it’s the only thing on offer, especially if not doing so would seem rude, but like tiramisu, it’s not one of those things I’d ever eat willingly. And perhaps because I’ve never really cared for the overly sweet treat, I seem to have a really hard time making the things and having them turn out right. As the above below will attest.

I don’t think it’s all me - there are very obvious flaws to the recipe, and I have a secret (quite possibly paranoid) theory that the commonly circulated recipe is a dud and that successful nanaimo bar makers use another recipe altogether, like a secret cabal well aware that the rest of us are flailing.

In any case, my very sweet husband insists that they still taste good, and that, I guess, is what counts. My notes on the recipe flaws appear in italics.

Mint Nanaimo Bars Why are things cut in squares called “bars”??

1/2 cup butter or margarine
1/4 cup granulated sugar
5 Tbsp cocoa
1 egg, beaten
1-3/4 cups graham cracker crumbs
1/2 cup chopped walnuts
3/4 cup coconut

1/3 cup margarine
3 Tbsp milk
1 tsp peppermint flavouring
2 cups incing sugar
green food colouring

2/3 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
2 Tbsp butter or margarine

Bottom Layer: Combine first amount of butter, first amount of sugar and cocoa to saucepan. Bring slowly to a boil. Stir in egg to thicken. Remove from heat and stir in graham crumbs, coconut and walnuts. Pack very firmly into a greased 9×9″ pan. (Do NOT, I repeat, NOT, dump a beaten egg into a pot of boiling liquid. Unless you like scrambled eggs in your pastry. Instead, beat the egg in a small bowl and then add a tablespoon or two of the cocoa mixture to the egg and whisk well, then add the egg mixture into the chocolate mix and stir. Also, once this mixture is in the pan, chill it for about half an hour before making the middle layer - this will prevent the bottom layer from blending with the frosting and making it all lumpy.)

Middle Layer: Combine second amount of butter, milk, flavouring and icing sugar in a bowl. Beat together well. Tint a pretty shade of green. Spread over first layer. (Regular Nanaimo bars call for the same amounts of milk, butter and sugar, but omit the [liquid] colouring and flavouring, and have the addition of 2 Tbsp. of vanilla custard powder. This means that the mint filling is considerably softer than the regular. To prevent this, add an additional 1/4 cup of icing sugar, otherwise this layer may never firm up and will squish and ooze when the squares are cut. And as with the first layer, chill this before you add the top layer or the mint layer will melt and blend with the chocolate topping.)

Top layer: Melt chips and third amount of butter in a saucepan over low heat. Spread over second layer. Chill and store in refrigerator. (This amount of chocolate IN NO WAY makes enough to properly cover a 9″ square pan. It creates a thin, miserly little layer that doesn’t look anything at all like the amount there should be based on the accompanying photographs. I’d go for a cup of chocolate, possibly double the original amount. Also - let the chocolate firm up at room temperature and cut as soon as it’s firm. If you chill this first, and then try to cut it, the chocolate will get hard and crack and you’ll have an ugly ol’ mess like I did.)

There, ugly mint nanaimo bars. Let’s hope Greggie loves these as much as he claims to - he’s got a whole pan of the things to eat by himself.

Recipe from Company’s Coming by Jean Pare.

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